Corny Q and A

Jym: Hey Dave, why do you like to be manager?

Dave: Because I like to manage of course.

Corny skit 2

Mother: Where's the cake I ordered?

Son: Oh, it's with me mom.

Mother: Where is it? Let me see it now.

Son: I can't mom.

Mother: Why? I'm in hurry! I'm already late for the Birthday party.

Son: I'm sorry mom, but it's already inside...inside my tummy.

Mother: You're grounded for two weeks.